Here be Goofballs

The Map

Every place on the map comes from an episode. Tap a place to read its margin note, then follow it to the episode it came from. Final Draft Point is on there too, though it doesn't exist.

The world of Ben & Mike's Sci-Fi and Fantasy Writing Adventures

Hand-drawn world map: an island of Map Paper in the Sea of Dread. On the island are the Bunion Hills, Conspiracy Wood, Mt Progressive Overload, Eric's Swamp, Final Draft Point, the 500 Rewrites and the 5:30 Lighthouse, with the Goofballs' hover car in the middle. Out at sea are the Cognitive Drag Straits, the Offcuts, Idea Reef, the Ship of the Dead and Fantasy February. Every place is also listed below the map.

Places on the map

The same margin notes, all in one place, for anyone who would rather read than wander.

Episode 03

Conspiracy Wood

Heists, investigations and conspiracies are three ways into the same story. Michael's book three lives in here.

“I think it's the vibe of a conspiracy that carries us forward.”

Michael

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Episode 03

Mt Progressive Overload

Lift a little more each time: one point of view in book one, three in book two. Climbed in black headbands.

“It comes back to this idea, I reckon with writing, it's that you can't do everything all at once and you've got to build up to things.”

Michael

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Hosts

The Goofballs

Two goofballs who happen to have doctorates, in a candy-red hover car, comparing notes.

Meet the Goofballs

Episode 02

The Offcuts

Little islands of cut material. Michael keeps an offcuts document because he hates getting rid of anything forever.

“I'll just copy and paste the whole scene to my offcuts, and then I'll just work on that scene being ruthless.”

Michael

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Episode 02

The Sea of Dread

The water everything sits in. It arrives every morning before the writing does, and it's the shadow side of caring about the work.

“Dread is one of my favourite words for that kind of experience.”

Michael

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Episode 01

Fantasy February

An island of one month, seven years ago, when Michael decided to try writing fantasy. It went on a bit longer than February.

“I'm just going to give it a go for a month and see how it feels.”

Michael

Go to Episode 01: Of Bunions, Battlements and Book Deals